WRIGLEY’S 5 BETA
OH HELLO THERE, FLAVOR EXPLOSION! This flavor be crazayyy! It’s got so much zing that SEVERRRAL times in my first minute of chewin’ I made the “I can’t handle this, yo!” wince/face! This is serious.
Two questions: Are we over 5 Gum’s zippity-doo-da-ness yet? Are we over BERRY COMBO gums yet?
If you’re still on board, then you’ll be HELLA on board with this gum. This stuff is tasty! Sadly, I’m over both 5 and berryliciousness, so… I’m not exactly the target demo. IN FACT, I spit this out before I could really test its “endurance.” (FOR SHAME! I KNOW!) I spit it out because my taste buds were overwhelmed and exhausted. Why are you trying so HARD, berry gum? Why must you be so over-the-toppp, berry gum?
Can I just get a berry gum that doesn’t gross me the hell OUT?! Oh RIGHT! I did! Know what the difference is? FOCUSING ON BLUEBERRY! This gum is just the bullsh*tty fakeberry flavor. Comboberry = badberry. (Ahem, ahem.)
(Side note: Are there RASPBERRY gums? Is Raspberry Sorbet Icebreakers the best we’ve got?! PLZ ADVISE.)
Flavor Strength: 15
Comments: THAT’S RIGHT. I’M GIVING IT A 15.
Flavor Endurance: n/a
Comments: I am a gum CONNOISSEUR and I couldn’t handle it, guys.
Final thought: But BONUS — I LOVE THE NAME “BETA.” WHY? I DON’T EVEN KNOW. *insert “beta”/”back to the drawing board” joke here.* (<— OKAY, that’s why.)