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Is anyone else SUPER FREAKIN’ UNCOMFORTABLE? (Photo courtesy nbc.com)

LOVE IN THE WILD
NBC | Tuesday | 10:00 p.m.

Oh em geeee, guys! So many bitches… sooooo little time!

Might I just take a moment to say how very disappointing it is that women facing off against one another in any sort of competitive setting is so stereotypical, catty and abrasive? Why does it have to BE that way? These women were being reduced to child-like behavior!!!! STOP THAT! YOU’RE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. YOUR MOTHER MIGHT BE WATCHING!

Ugh.

The biggest culprit? That gal up there in the pic. Why Ali got chosen by anyone at the end of the night, after all her antics, is a mystery to me. (OH WAIT, IT WAS JESSE, WHO ALSO SEEMS A LITTLE EHHHHHHH.) Hiding towels so that the new girls end up with “Medusa hair”? Really? Man, that’ll show ‘em. MORE LIKE SHOW EVERYONE HOW STUPID YOU ARE.

Ugh.

Example number two? PALE FACE WITH FRECKLES. Jenny? Jenna? Somethin’. I was sort of leaning in this gal’s favor last week after her partner, Ben, saved her butt after they got last place. But this week? In the face of some competition in the form of some GIANT KNOCKERS?! Girl was reduced to whining and making bitchface. And we all know that i’n’t the way to win over the duders. In the decision that was OH SO OBVIOUS — even after they took first place this week! — Ben ditched her for the new girl. Because… DUH.

In faaact, with the exception of the Weird Guy With Chest Hair And A Chain and the Girl With The Accent, alllllll the couples split up, with THREE (FOUR?) of them sending original girls home in favor of NEW GIRLS. Proves those women were a little on the nasty side, right? I kinda think so…

Are we remember names at this point yet? Does everyone want to date Ben… or at least give him some better options?! WHO IS YOUR FAAAVORITE SO FAR?

Final thought: Biggest problem is, SOMEBODY kept the Blonde Girl With The Annoying Giggle (Jenny? Jenna?) around… OVER the Blonde Girl Who Reminds Me Of A Young Jen Lindley. WHAT GIVES?