Ahhh, but what will the final chapter BRING? (Photo courtesy fox.com)
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Jacobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb! Nooooooooooooooooo!
Ahhh, shiiiiit. All hell broke loose, guyz! What the! Who the! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I’m afraid for everyone’s life at this point! I thought for a second that Jacob would kill Emma, but then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM reverse! And I had to see his whole, poor neck split open as he died. EYUGHHHH. I really thought Jacob was going to be the good guy in all this — like he’d help save Claire, or he’d drive off into the sunset, or even, worse yet, become the bad guy. As is, he was never really sorted out. He died as a question mark, which, I gotta say, is a mega bum-out. Because we all sort of guiltily loved him, right? Oh, poor, attractive man…
Related note: Emma is one crazy mofo! She’s the most heartless of them all… I can’t even! I don’t get it! She killed Jacob with the same dead look in her eye that she had when she — shockingly, like OMG — killed her mama. Ahhhh!
Side note: Do you think Emma will be the center of next season? I don’t know how much more I can look into those crazy eyes…
Thee followers went ten-times the crazy this week. Sure, they like to murder innocent people on occasion, but this week? This week they were going a little wacky, taking over an evacuation center and taking DOWN many-a rando in the process. There’s the new dude with the weird grind. There’s the new wild-eyed blonde who freaked Hardy out in the interrogation room. These people are getting further and further off the deep end, folks. And that scene in the dark in the evac room… It was almost, like, hard to watch, no? Ughhh…
Also, um, I was wrong about something and I fear I owe a bit of an apology to poor Agent Parker. Now that she’s facing that whole buried-alive situation, I feel the need to admit that it’s likely she’s NOT a member of the cult. It’s possible I was mistaken. (Sometimes that happens! Nobody is perfect, man! MY BAD.) Now, how will they go about getting her out of that box? And why did the creepers break M.O. to such an extent? There’s a message there, eh?
GAWD, WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE END, GUYS?
I have no idea. Like, zero. Joe’s going to die. Will Ryan? Will Emma? Will Claire?
The only people I’m counting as safe are Joey and Weston (because, let’s face it, that dude has already been on the receiving end of too many a beating…)
Final thought: Final predictions time! Who will live and who will sing their swan song in next week’s finale?