Will this chase just last forever?? (Photo courtesy cwtv.com)
The CW | Thursday | 9:00 p.m.
I’m not kidding, guys… they are never going to just GIVE us Mary and Francis. They are going to tease us with all of these between the sheets moments, these giggles and these smiles… but when push comes to shove they are just BIG JERKS WHO DON’T CARE ABOUT US AT ALL! Calm down? Calm down? No, I will NOT calm down!
Okay, I’m calming down. But seriously, why can’t they just stay as a duo for, like, an episode and a half. Just once! I just love those effing smiles so much. I guess I should be happy to see their cute opening scene this week… but it just left me wanting more and KNOWING that they are MEANT TO BE. Guyz, they are! (History knows it too!)
At any rateee, the crazy girl who lives in shadows (YES HER WTH), is apparently NOT hiding out so that she can help Mary. ‘Cuz this week she poisoned one of Mary’s ladies in order to prove one of the witch-man’s (Nostradamus, I guess is what they call him, eh?) theories correct… thereby convincing Mary that the story about Francis’s fate being tied to their union. SO SHE LEFT. AND HE WAS CRUSHED. AND HIS BLUE EYES WERE SO SAD.
And to make matters worse… she left with freakin’ BASH. WHY DO I HATE BASH SO MUCH? WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO ME? I don’t even know guys… but I really can’t stand him. (It might just be that I really, really love Francis’s blue, blue eyes. Awww, aren’t they just so… so… perfect? Le sighhh.) How do you feel about Bash? He seems legit enough — on the level, etc., etc. — but I just don’t FAVOR him in this situation… and if I have to see another clip of he and Mary kissing, I’m just gonna THROW SOMETHING AT THE TELEVISION. Or not, but omg.
Holy heck, this show has got me good. Is it January yet?
Final thought: Team Francis or Team Bash?